Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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