"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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You are joking right?

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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A lot eh?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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