- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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