Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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