There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Female Orgasms

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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david what a baghead

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why are balck people black because they are

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child labor

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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