What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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