- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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