- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

I <3 Hitler

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

ur gey

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??