- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

penis haha

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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