- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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