- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Women's rights

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Two women were sitting quietly.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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