- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Choir.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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