- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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