What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Black people

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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