- Anti Joke

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Barack Obama.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.