What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Justin Beiber

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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