Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Sixty... eight

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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