Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Religionh

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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