The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Womens basketball

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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