A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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