What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Vote this up

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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My mom

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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