Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Replacement Referees

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Bitch

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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