A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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ur gey

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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