- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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