- Anti Joke

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How do you spell eight? 8

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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