- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

feminists.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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