Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

haha black people :D

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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