How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Your Mom

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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