- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What is more worse than death? Death

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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