- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How old is your mom Dead

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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