- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

So does Blake

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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