- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Diarrhea

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

penis haha

Sex

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Microwave

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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