what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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belly button

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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