- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Dusters blow stuff.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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