If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

you gay?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

so the weather's nice...

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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