Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Guess what. Chicken butt.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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