- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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