- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

taking out the trash... at night

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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