Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Lindsay Lohan

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Yanter, Look it up

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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