Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

womans having rights.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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