How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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where is the world?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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