- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

penis haha

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Microwave

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Sex

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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