True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

V I T A M I N C !

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

i like it in the mouth

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Women's rights.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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