- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

The dewey decimal system

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A car walks into a bar.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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