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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Anti Joke

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