What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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