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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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