What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Life

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

haha black people :D

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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