whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Women's rights.

hextech crafting too opieop

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Do you like apples? Yes

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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