Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do black people eat? Food.

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Gay republicans

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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