What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

my gramma died

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

seek beauty

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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