- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What is more worse than death? Death

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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