- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Your Mom

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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