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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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