penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Barbara Streisand

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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