- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Please? No.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

I'm gay.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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