what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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