- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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