Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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