- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

homosexuals are gay

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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