- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What can fly? Lots of things

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

VaginaBoob ^.^

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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