There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Female Orgasms

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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child labor

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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