- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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