Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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which one is easiest

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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