Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Barack Obama.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

child labor

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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