- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves