Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

An Asian with a big dick.

you suck

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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