what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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The Moon Landing.

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Ben Corbishley

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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autsim

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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