Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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