- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.