What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Anti Joke

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