I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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30cm = 0,3meters

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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