- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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