- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Bags of delicious poop.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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