What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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GONNA

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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