A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Anti Joke

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