- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What color is red paint? Red

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

identical jokes get different votes.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

I shot a bitch.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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