Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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