Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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