What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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