Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Justin Beiber

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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