- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Pineapple.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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