- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

everyone dislike this

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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