Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Please? No.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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