Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

thumb_up thumb_down -23

epic win?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

thumb_up thumb_down -23

This is an anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

thumb_up thumb_down -25

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

thumb_up thumb_down -25

TIMMY

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops