Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Christianity

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Where's my tractor?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Dumb

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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