- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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