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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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