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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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