- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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