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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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