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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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