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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the president do for the people? ...

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Actually it was me Josh brown

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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