- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

whos district champs not JM

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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