- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

feminists.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

A gay man watches football.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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